Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/30/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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I'm sorry there hasn't been a DDC the past few weeks.
I've been unusually busy as the state of Ohio is attempting to
coerce people who have Medicare and Medicaid out of their
traditional Medicare (which they earned) and put them into
for-profit HMO's (where the insurance co - not the doctor -
decides their care).
Hopefully, this nightmare will be over soon.
Moving the list has also been a challenge and I appreciate
all the help that Glen has been giving me.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Italian Elbow
2. Female Attorney
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Italian Elbow
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her
grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartmenta 301 .
There issa bigga panel at the front door. With
you elbow, pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator
is on the right.
Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left. With
you elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting
all these buttons with my elbow?
"What . . . . . .. . You coming empty handed?"
- from Ann F.
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You’re never fully dressed without a smile.
- Martin Charnin
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Female Attorney
A female attorney in a law office found a typewriter on her
desk with this note: "We are short of secretarial help and
need your assistance."
Recognizing that this was yet another prank by her male
colleagues, she quickly typed a response that forever
squelched the jokes: "I wold lov to hep out eny wey I kan."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Pat, Dennis, Beverly, Mattew, Ishmael, Valentina, Jorge.
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