Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/5/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
Easter weekend — time for worship, time with family,
time for making memories.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. The ABC Song
2. Army of The Lord
———————————————
The ABC Song
Customer: "Hey, can you help me find this book?" Me: "Sure."
(He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.)
Customer: "Thanks! How'd you do that so fast?"
Me: "Well, I've worked here awhile, and the books are all in alphabetical order by author's name."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Alphabetical order. Like the alphabet song? You know, A's before B's?"
(He looks confused, but then widens his eyes.)
Customer: "The letters actually go in that order? I thought that song was just to remember them all!”
-From GCFL
———————————————
It's never too late to change your life for the better. You don’t
have to take huge steps to change your life. Making even
the smallest changes to your daily routine can make a big
difference to your life. - Roy T. Bennett
———————————————
Army of The Lord
A man was coming out of church one morning after the service.
The pastor, who was greeting everyone, remembered him and
how he seldom attended service. He pulled him aside and said
to him, "You need to join the Army of The Lord!"
The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of The Lord, Pastor!"
The pastor then asked, "Then how come I don't see you here
except at Christmas and Easter?"
The man whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service!”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
————
Please pray for: Rich, Owen, Jean, Francis, Linda, Eric, Laura.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
If you need to leave, do so at: [email protected]
If you need to change your address, send the old address to the leave
address and the new address to the join e-mail at the top.
To unsubscribe, e-mail: [email protected]
For additional commands, e-mail: [email protected]
welovegod.org: Group Email without advertisements. Is your group here?
To unsubscribe, e-mail: [email protected] For additional commands, e-mail: [email protected]
To unsubscribe, e-mail: [email protected]
For additional commands, e-mail: [email protected]