Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/6/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Sunny, gentle breeze and high 70’s. I was able to spend a
significant amount of time outdoors in peaceful enjoyment.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Beard
2. Anagrams
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Beard
My husband has always had a beard. One day, he decided to
shave it off. He came into the room where my 5-year-old daughter
Samantha was and asked her,
"Notice anything different?"
To which she replied, "No" with a puzzled look on her face.
My husband then said to her, "My beard's gone."
Now the puzzled look disappeared and the innocent eyes appeared
when she said "I didn't take it!"
- From Karen and Rich S. (via Laugh & Lift)
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You can give without loving. But you cannot love without giving.
- Clint Hurdl
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Anagrams
When you rearrange the letters in a word(s) to make new ones.
1. Dormitory = Dirty Room
2. Evangelist = Evil's Agent
3. Desperation = A Rope Ends It
4. The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
5. Slot Machines = Cash Lost in ‘em
6. Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
7. Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z’s
8. Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
9. The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
10. A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
11. The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
12. Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
13. Contradiction = Accord not in it
14. "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.” Neil A. Armstrong
= A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
15. Clint Eastwood = Old West action
16. William Shakespeare = I am a weakish speller
- From Monday Fodder
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