Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/8/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Yesterday, my oldest granddaughter turned 17. Besides,
high school, she works as a cashier at a local super-
market and is making plans for college.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Someone Stole My Wig
2. Prayer Request
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Someone Stole My Wig
While Patty was working as a receptionist for an eye
surgeon,a very angry woman stormed up to her desk in
the hospital.
"Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery
yesterday," she complained.
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I
assure you that no one on my staff would have done
such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was
stolen?"
"After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing
was cheap looking and ugly."
"I think," explained the surgeon gently, "that means
your cataract operation was a success."
- from Ann F.
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My favorite things in life don't cost any money.
It's really clear that the most precious resource
we all have is time. - Steve Jobs
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Prayer Request
Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room.
After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he
had thought it over and then said a prayer.
"Fine," said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help
you not misbehave, He will help you."
"Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said
Johnny. "I asked Him to help you put up with me."
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray Logan, Zachary, Calvin, John, Sherrie, Erin, Mikey.
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