Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/8/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It got into the low 80’s today before the rains came.
I did get almost back to the apartment building
before getting caught in it.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Silence In the Courtroom
2. Politics Analogy
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Silence In the Courtroom
Judge: Silence in court! The next person who laughs again
will be thrown out of court.
Accused: Hahahaha
Judge: I wasn't talking to you!
- From A Joke a Day
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Politics Analogy
(apologize for all caps)
MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD HIM, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."
BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK."
BILL GATES SAID, "OK."
I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW."
HE SAID, "OK."
AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.
- From Joe L. (My Dad)
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