Doc's Daily Chuckle 4/9/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Job Title
2. Baptismal Invitation
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Job Title
A local Pastor joined a community service club, and the
members thought they would have some fun with him.
Under his name badge they printed "Hog Caller" as his
occupation. Everyone made a big fanfare as the badge
was presented.
The Pastor responded by saying, "I usually am called the
'shepherd of the sheep'... but you know you people better
than I do.”
- From Cybersalt Digest
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Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you.
- Arnold Palmer
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Baptismal Invitation
As a young preacher, my small church had limited facilities, so
we held baptisms in a creek. With alligators in the area, however,
that was less than ideal.
Then a minister friend suggested I bring my next group of baptismal
candidates to his church for a joint baptismal service. Naturally, I
accepted.
The baptismal pool had a clear front so the congregation could see
everything. When the baptisms were finished, curtains were drawn,
and I was left alone in the pool for a moment. The building had no air
conditioning, and it was quite hot. I thought how nice it would feel to
take a little dip. I glided to one end, turned, and backstroked to the
other end.
Hearing a riotous uproar in the church, I looked toward the congregation.
The curtain was down only to the top of the glass! An astonished and
amused congregation had been watching my every move.
Although it was probably the best laugh that church ever had, I never
was invited back to repeat the performance. 🙂
- From Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Rich, Joyce, Joe, Dale, Patricia, Dan, Jerry, Emily, Chaz.
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