Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/1/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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May has begun with promise that spring is finally here.
Trees are starting to bud and flowers are poking up after
the long winter. Have a wonderful week-end.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Doctor
2. Parenting
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Doctor
A lady had been exposed to strep and needed to visit the doctor's
office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in
the waiting room for quite a while with her legs crossed, reading
a magazine while other patients came and went.
Suddenly her turn was called, but when she stood up to go in, she
discovered her leg was "asleep".
Not wanting to keep the nurse waiting, she limped and staggered
toward the inner office door. She noticed one elderly lady nudging
another who sat beside her, as the two of them sympathetically
watched her painful progress .
Two minutes later, her procedure completed and her leg back to
normal, she walked easily back into the waiting room.
As she strode past the two elderly ladies, she overheard one
whisper triumphantly to the other, "See, Myrtle, I TOLD you he
was a wonderful doctor!"
- from Laugh & Lift
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Delete the negative; accentuate the positive. – Donna Karan
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Parenting
One Sunday after church, as people were headed to the parking
lot, Gavin, 5, was walking to the car with his dad, James.
Amanda's son Austin, 2, ran excitedly after Gavin. When Gavin
realized little Austin was running into the parking lot, he
turned and shouted, "No Austin! No!" He then shepherded the
toddler back toward his mother, yelling in a very grown-up
fashion, "AMANDA! Is this YOUR child?"
Everyone laughed appreciatively at Gavin's "parenting skills."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Paul, Janet, Kenny, Camille, Linda, Mary Catherine.
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