Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/10/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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With yesterday being Mother’s Day, I’ve got some
Mother humor. Was contacted by all my children
wishing me a Happy Mother’s Day
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Mother's Day, Kind Gestures, Good Intentions
2. My Mother Taught Me …
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Mother's Day, Kind Gestures, Good Intentions
Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day
morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast
in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
Finally, the children called her to come downstairs. She found them
both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook
our own breakfast."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure
the darkness because it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino
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My Mother Taught Me …
My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break
your neck, you can't go to the store with me."
My Mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your
eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your
spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"
My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think
that I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you
thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"
My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat
your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
My mother taught me ABOUT SEX... "How do you think you got here?"
My mother taught me about GENETICS... "You are just like your father!"
My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE... "When you get to
be my age, you will understand."
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father
gets home."
My mother taught me about RECEIVING... "You are going to get it when
we get home."
My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE... "If you’re
going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me about RELIGION... "You better pray that will come
out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about IRONY... "Keep laughing and I'll give you
something to cry about."
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM... "Will you just look at
the dirt on the back of your neck?!"
And finally, my mother taught me about JUSTICE... "One day you will have
kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you'll see what it's like."
- From Laugh & Lift.
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Please pray for: Lisa, Brandan, Gerald, Robert, Danni, Cameron, USA.
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