Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/11/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I was at a fabulous conference thiis weekend.
One of our speakers was a 94 year old general,
fondly referred to as 'wiggle wings'.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Jewish
2. Accident
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Jewish
A little old Jewish lady is flying out of New York City
on her way to Miami Beach. She looks at the businessman
sitting next to her and asks him, "Excuse me sir, but
are you Jewish?"
The man responds politely, "No, ma'am, I'm not Jewish."
After a little while, she again asks him. "You're really
Jewish, aren't you?"
Again he responds, "No, ma'am, I am not Jewish."
Barely 10 minutes later, the little old lady asks him
once more, "Are you sure you're not Jewish?"
Finally, in exasperation and in a final effort to shut
her up, he replies, "OK. Yes, ma'am, I am Jewish."
"Funny," she says, looking puzzled. "You don't look
Jewish!"
- from Laugh & Lift
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Love yourself — accept yourself — forgive yourself — and be
good to yourself, because without you the rest of us are
without a source of many wonderful things. - Leo F. Buscaglia
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Accident
Did you hear abbout the man who lost his entire left
side in an accident?
No, how is he?
He's all right now. However, he thinks he's God.
Why's that?
Being all right, he believes he is never wrong.
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