Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/11/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Less Calories
2. More My Mother Taught Me …
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Less Calories
A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with
him. In addition to the healthful items on the carefully prepared
shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies.
The man noticed the glare of his wife and said, "This box of
cookies has one-third fewer calories than usual."
"Why is that?" the mother asked.
"We ate a third of the cookies on the way home," he replied.
- From GCFL
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how
you do it. - Maya Angelou
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More My Mother Taught Me …
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why.”
My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean
underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something
to cry about.”
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper!”
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled
because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen THEN?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I’ve
told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!”
My mother taught me about THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into
this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting
like your father!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all those
lima beans are finished.”
My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado
swept through your room."
My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate
children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS - "Do you think you were
born in a barn?"
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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