Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/12/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Self-Defense
2. Inflation
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Self-Defense
During a practical exercise at a military police base,
the instructor was giving the class instruction in
unarmed self-defense.
After he presented a number of different situations in
which they might find themselves, he asked a student,
"What steps would you take if someone were coming at
you with a large, sharp knife?"
The student replied, "BIG ones."
- from Clean Laffs
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If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give
us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield
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Inflation
When I worked as a rural-area school-bus driver, I had
a young child come up to me crying because his older
brother was picking on him.
In an attempt to stop the child from crying, I said,
"If I give you a dollar, will you stop crying?"
The child sniffed and replied, "No. But I'll stop for
five dollars."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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