Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/12/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. War
2. Taste
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War
The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.
"How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?”
Not surprisingly, all hands went up.
The teacher asked, "who'll give us the reason for being opposed to war?"
A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand.
"Johnny?" The teacher said.
"I hate war," Johnny said, "because wars make history, and I hate history."
- From Laugh & Lift
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There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving,
and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley
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Taste
A man complained that there was no taste to the food.
The wife made a phone call.
In 15 minutes an ambulance came and rushed him to the Covid hospital.
Warning to all men. Give compliments and don't complain.
- From PG Vargis
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