Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/13/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Yesterday, the weather was very different. For the entire
evening, the only thing on all the local channels, was the
weather. There was the 'potential' of tornados which moved
slowly through the area.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. 'Owie'
2. It Depends on Your Point of View
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'Owie'
Katelyn, 3, was being watched by her Uncle Juan while Dawn
and her husband went on a much-needed date.
Katelyn was playing chase the dog around the house. She
tripped over the dog and got an "owie" on her knee.
He didn't see any type of injury, but Uncle Juan kissed it
to make it better.
Katelyn said it felt better, but two Oreo cookies would make
it feel much better.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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When we are devoted to the development of kindness it becomes a
movement of the heart so deep and subtle it is like a movement
of the sea close to the ocean floor, all but hidden, yet affecting
absolutely everything that happens above. That's the force of
kindness. - Sharon Salzberg
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It Depends on Your Point of View
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking
a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it
with his two hands.
A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told
him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man
Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."
The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from
Macon.
"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably
say, "Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog."
"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."
"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline
will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."
- from Daily Jokes
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