Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/13/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. You Know You're a Mother When…
2. Getting a Passport
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You Know You're a Mother When…
You count the sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure
they're equal.
You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
Someone else’s kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.
As you cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; your
child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.
You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it’s the only one
your child eats.
You find yourself cutting your husband’s sandwiches into
cute shapes.
You hear your mother’s voice coming out of your mouth when
you say, “NOT in your good clothes!”
You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
You hire a sitter because you haven ’t been out with your
husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the
kids.
You use your own saliva to clean your child’s face.
You say at least once a day, “I'm not cut out for this job”,
but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything.
- from Laugh & Lift
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Not a day passes over this earth but men and women of note do
great deeds, speak great words and suffer noble sorrows.
- Charles Reed
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Getting a Passport
Before she died, an old lady wanted to visit England, the home
of her ancestors. She went to the Federal Office and asked for
a passport.
"You must take the loyalty oath first," the passport clerk said.
"Raise your right hand, please."
The senior citizen raised her right hand as the clerk asked, "Do
you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against
all enemies, domestic or foreign?"
The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded,
"Well, I guess so, but ... will I have help, or will I have to do
it all by myself?"
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL.net)
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