Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/13/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Late
2. Grammar
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Late
Bob was a Walmart greeter who was habitually late for work, but
otherwise an excellent employee. Out of frustration concerning
this gentleman's tardiness, the Walmart store manager called
him in for a one-on-one meeting.
"So," began the manager, "I understand you're retired from the
armed forces. May I inquire as to which branch?"
"I was in the Navy," Bob replied.
"And," inquired the boss, "were you ever late arriving at your former job?"
"Why, yes, sometimes I came late" answered Bob.
"Well, tell me, what comment was made upon your late arrival?"
The greeter smiled and replied, "Good morning, Admiral Jones, would
you like tea or coffee this morning?”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Lifestyle is not a reward for all of our hard effort; it is a way of making
our hard effort more rewarding, more meaningful and ultimately more
productive. - Jim Rohn
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Grammar
My wife sent me a text "Your great."
I replied: "No, you're great."
She had been walking around on cloud 9 smiling and singing.
I don't know whether I should tell her that I was correcting
her grammar or just leave it there. 🤔
- From PG Vargis
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