Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/14/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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It was a 12 hr day for me today. This is the longest
I've worked without using a walker or cane since my
surgery.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Flat Tire
2. Farmer Divorce
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Flat Tire
One Sunday morning on my way to church, with my baby and my
three- year-old in the car, I pulled over to the shoulder of
the road with a flat tire. I had no idea of how to change it,
but fortunately a gentleman pulled up and offered his assistance.
When he completed the task, I gave him a rag to wipe his hands,
and, noting he was wearing a suit, I said, "I hope I haven't made
you late for church."
"Don't worry," he replied. "They won't start without me. I'm the
minister."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly,
cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
- Amos Bronson Alcott
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Farmer Divorce
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file
for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a
case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John
Deere."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. I mean do you
have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park
my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church
on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat
you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY
DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful
conversation with her."
- from Mikey's Funnies
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