Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/14/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Earlier this week, there was a record high. We had frost
warnings last night. Ohio is living up to its reputation
of changeable weather.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Speed
2. Bankroll
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Speed
On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a
reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my rear-view
mirror made me realize that I'd been over the limit. I handed
the officer my license and made small talk while my wife dug
through the glove compartment for the registration.
"I'm usually very careful about my speed," I told him as my
wife handed me the paperwork.
The officer studied it and then gave it back. "Sir," he said
gruffly, "this is not your registration."
It was a warning ticket I had received for speeding in South
Carolina.
- from Laugh & Lift
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You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw
stones at every dog that barks. - Winston Churchill
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Bankroll
A hillbilly woman was asked by the town banker to open
a bank account. She declined, saying, "I keep my money
safe to the house."
The banker said, "You've got four strapping sons. Don't
they try to get at your bankroll once in a while?"
The hillbilly woman said, "I keep it where they won't
find it."
"Where would that be?"
"Under the soap!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Jeff, Vicki, Dave, Bobby, Abel, Colleen, Marie.
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