Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/14/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Weather will be primarily in the high 60’s and partly
sunny this weekend — perfect spring weather.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. You Know You're A Mom When...
2. The Squirrel Question
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You Know You're A Mom When...
1. You automatically double-knot everything you tie.
2. You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you
start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth.
However, your children are at school.
3. You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots
mixed with applesauce.
4. You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book
called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.
5. You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband,
enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly
you realize that you've reached over and started to cut
up his steak.
- From A Joke a Day
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Proclaim the truth and do not be silent through fear. - St. Catherine of Siena
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The Squirrel Question
A pastor was giving the children's message during church.
For this part of the service, he would gather all the children
around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them
for children's church.
On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an
object lesson on industry and preparation. He started out
by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I want
you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The
children nodded eagerly.
"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)…"
No hands went up. "And it is gray (pause) and has a long
bushy tail (pause)..." The children were looking at each
other, but still no hands raised. "And it jumps from branch
to branch (pause) and chatters and flips its tail when it’s
excited (pause)..."
Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The pastor
breathed a sigh of relief and called on him.
"Well," said the boy, "I *know* the answer must be Jesus …
but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me!"
• From Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Joe, Ray, Maria, Pat, Lydia, Judy, Andrew.
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