Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/15/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Help
2. Where Y'all From?
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Help
A small boy walked into a police station one day and said,
"I've got three big brothers and we all live in the same
room. My eldest brother has seven cats. The second one has
three dogs and the third has a goat. I want you to do
something about the smell."
"Are there any windows in your room?" asked the officer.
"Yes, of course there are!" said the boy.
"Have you tried opening them?"
"I can't ... all my pigeons would escape."
- from GR8Humor
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You can become every courageous inch of yourself,
your own heroine, but you have to act. No one can
do this for you. It's up to you. - Geneen Roth
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Where Y'all From?
Suzi, my cousin, was telling me about an evening service at
the church we've both attended for years. She and her husband
usually sat in the back, but this time they moved up front to be
sure to hear the Scripture reading. They sat beside a long-time
church member who cheerfully said, "Good to have ya with us!
Where y'all from?"
Taken by surprise, Suzi mumbled, "The back."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Gertie, Bea, Phil, Sharyn, Joanne, Dianne, Moses, Marianne.
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