DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 5/16/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. New Tie
2. Why Do I Like Retirement
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New Tie
While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer
asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make
her husband's blue eyes stand out.
"Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand
out if you tie it tight enough."
- from Steve S.
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I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely
miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know
quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
- Agatha Christie
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Why Do I Like Retirement?
How many days in a week?
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.
When is a retiree's bedtime?
3 hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
It comes with a 10% discount!.
How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, bit it may take all day.
What do retirees call a long lunch?
Normal.
What is the best way to describe retirement?
The never-ending coffee break
- from John P.
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