Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/17/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Birthday Present
2. Grad School Romance
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Birthday Present
On his birthday, my husband was stuck driving our six rambunctious
children around. As usual, they were yelling, punching, and annoying
one another.
Joel finally had had enough."Kids," he said over the din, "if you would
behave and be kind to each other, that would be a very nice birthday
present for me.”
Our six-year-old shot back: "Too late, I already got you another present."
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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What you do has greater impact than what you say.
- Stephen Covey
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Grad School Romance
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned
to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring,
but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.
Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to
get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a new computer instead.
During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an
engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she
looked up and prompted, "Well, don't you have something to ask me?"
Dave then got down on bended knee.
"Honey," he said, "will you buy me a new computer?"
- From A Joke a Day
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