Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/18/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Things Moms Probably Never Say
2. Playing House
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Things Moms Probably Never Say
- “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
- "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
- "Just leave all the lights on. . .it makes the house look
more cheery"
- "Let me smell that shirt Yeah, it's good for another week"
- "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to
feed and walk him every day"
- "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for
me."
- "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not
like I"m running a prison around here."
- "I don't have a tissue with me. . . just use your sleeve"
- "Don't bother wearing a jacket the wind chill is bound to
improve"
- from Anna Ruth
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never
let go. – Carol Burnett
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Playing House
Karl listened from the other room as his wife Holly patiently
said to their five-year-old, "Please pick up your toys, Maureen."
After a few minutes, Holly again reminded their daughter. Finally
Holly asked, "Why aren't you picking your things up?"
Karl rolled his eyes when he heard Maureen answer, "I'm playing
house and I'm the dad, so I don't know where anything goes."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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