DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 5/19/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Who Made You?
2. Crashing Cans
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Who Made You?
"Can you tell me who made you?" the pastor asked the small
boy.
The youngster thought a moment. Then he looked up at the
pastor and said, "God made part of me."
"What do you mean, part of you?" asked the pastor.
"Well," answered the boy, "God made me little. I grew the
rest myself."
"Growing the rest" is a lifetime job for everyone.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live
the life you've imagined. - Henry David Thoreau
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Crashing Cans
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home
near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks
of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new
school year began.
The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful,
after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily
on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion
continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided
it was time to take some action.
The following afternoon, he walked out to meet the young
percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping
them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you
express your exuberance like that. Used to do the same thing when
I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar
if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing."
The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trash
cans.
After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this
time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession is really putting
a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be
able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."
The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they did accept
his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus.
A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as
they drummed their way down the street. "Look," he said, "I
haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not
going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be
okay?"
"A lousy quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think
we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for
a quarter, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!" And the old
man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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