Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/19/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Party
2. No Charge
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Party
One day at the long-term care facility where I work, we had a party
for one of the residents to celebrate her one-hundredth birthday.
The resident was quite somber as the party began, so I reminded her
that this was her birthday party. I then asked if she knew how old
she was.
She said, "No, how old am I?"
When I told her that she was one hundred years old, she quickly
replied, "Well, no wonder I'm so tired."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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I can accept failure, everyone fails at something.
But I cannot accept not trying. - Michael Jordan
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No Charge
When I had a job at the photo-developing counter of a
pharmacy, the film was sometimes developed incorrectly.
If this occurred, we did not charge our customers.
Once a man came to pick up his pictures, which were marked
$0.00, indicating that not one of them had turned out right.
The customer asked to see the photos, and when I noticed the
odd splotches of color all over the pictures, I apologized
profusely.
"Oh, no, these are fine," he said happily. "I'm a microbiologist,
and these are my bacteria cultures."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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