Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/19/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Riders
2. Great Writer
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Riders
Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.
The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?”
The first old guy said, "Yes, I had three riders today.”
The second old guy said, "I had the most riders ever. I had five."
The third old guy said, "I had 7 riders, the same as last time."
The last old man said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today."
After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard
the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, “I
have been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the
terminology of the game, but what's a rider?"
The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get in
the golf cart and ride to it.”
- From Monday Fodder
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That government is best which governs the least, because its
people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson
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Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire
to become a great writer.
When asked to define 'great' he said, "I want to write stuff that the
whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional l
evel, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for IRS writing tax regulations.
- From Da Mouse Tracks.
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