Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/2/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Stampede
2. Handy Man
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Stampede
Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting
their end of the year program for the congregation -
telling about the life of Jesus.
When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one
little boy said, "Yes, Jesus raised Lazarus from the
dead!" The teacher urged him to tell us more.
He said, "Well, Jesus told them to open the tomb, and
then He said, 'Lazarus, come out!' And it's a good
thing he didn't just say 'Come out!' because there
would have been a stampede of dead guys."
Needless to say our congregation enjoyed the presentation
very much.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Believe in yourself. Have faith in your abilities.
Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your
own powers you cannot be successful or happy.
- Norman Vincent Peale
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Handy Man
A man sees a job ad posted on a construction site,
"Handy man wanted; apply within."
So he does and speaks to the foreman.
"Can you drive a Bobcat?" the foreman asks.
"No."
"Can you plaster?"
"No."
"Have you ever done any carpentry?"
"No."
"If you don't mind me asking," says the foreman,
"what's so handy about you?"
"Well, I only live about five minutes down the road..."
- from Clean Laffs
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