Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/20/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Piano-Playing Dog
2. Funny One-Liners:
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Piano-Playing Dog
A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender said, "Get out of
here with that dog."
The guy said, "But this isn't just any dog. This dog can play the piano."
The bartender replied, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay
and have a drink on the house."
So the guy sat the dog on the piano stool, and the dog started playing.
Ragtime, Mozart, Philip Glass ...and the bartender and all of the patrons
enjoyed the music.
Suddenly a bigger dog ran in, grabbed the small dog by the scruff of the
neck, and dragged him out. The bartender asked the guy, "What the heck was
that all about?"
The guy replied, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."
- from AcraMax Jokes
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Aim at the sun and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far
higher than if you had aimed at an object on a level with yourself.
- F. Hawes
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Funny One-Liners:
Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.
When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public
restroom.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing
to let them.
Money isn't everything.... there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers
checks.
A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor's.
A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out
acting like teenagers.
- from Laugh & Lift
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