Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/20/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Hamburger ’Seed’
2. Dress
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Hamburger ’Seed’
My 3-year-old was sitting in the middle seat of our van as we
ran errands one morning. "Mom, can we plant this when we
get home, and grow some hamburgers?"
I turned to see what had prompted such an unusual question,
and saw in his tiny little outstretched hand, one single sesame
seed!
- From Rebecca Cleary (via Laugh & Lift
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Resolve to see the world on the sunny side and you have almost
won the battle at the outset. - Roger L’Estrange
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Dress
A woman was shopping for outfits for her fiftieth high-school reunion
when a group of teenage girls came in to try on prom dresses. “This
dress makes me look forty years old," one girl remarked.
The woman called out, "May I have it? That's just what I'm looking for.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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