Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/21/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Go to Heaven
2. Answering Machine
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Go to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man
he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
The man said, 'I do, Father.'
The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'
Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.
'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to
go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'
The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that
when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a
group together to go right now.'
- from Anna Ruth
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Progress is impossible without change. - George Bernard Shaw
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Answering Machine
My husband Joe, is a police officer in a small town.
He receives many phone calls at home about his work
and decided to get an answering machine to screen them,
especially the threatening or harassing ones.
This is the greeting he prepared: "You have have reached
the home of a police officer. You have the right to remain
silent. If you wish to give up this right, leave your
message after the beep. Anything you say can, and probably
will, be held against you."
The phone calls became much friendlier.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Robert, Art, Cleophus, Ed, Patricia, Jean, Eileen.
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