Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/22/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Monday, we remember our military heroes - people willing to
take a stand for freedom. I am grateful to the many members
of my family who have served as well as countless others.
In honor of our service people, there will not be a DDC
om Monday, Memorial Day.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Woman Marine
2. Summer Camp
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Woman Marine
As a woman in the Marines, I often don't feel as feminine
as when I had a civilian job in which I wore dresses and
left my hair down.
One day I was feeling especially depressed about this and
couldn't wait to get home and change.
When I arrived, I found that my friend and her 18-month-old
daughter had been waiting for me. My friend is married to a
Marine, and my worries about appearing less than feminine
only increased when her little girl glanced up at me and
yelled happily, "Daddy's home!"
Loaner
My aunt had decided to sell her truck and trailer at a lot
across town. When she arrived there, she realized she'd left
the registration at home.
The salesman told her she could use the red loaner car with
the keys in it to drive back through the heavy rainstorm.
At home, she quickly listened to her answering machine. The
last message was from the frantic salesman asking her to bring
the car back right away. The one she had taken belonged to a
customer.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Who you are, what your values are, what you stand for...
they are your anchor, your north star. You won't find
them in a book. You'll find them in your soul.
- Anne M. Mulcahy
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Summer Camp
A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff
away on their first morning in Summer Camp.
He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had
an umbrella. The counselor asked, "Why did you bring
an umbrella to camp?"
The kid answered, "Did you ever have a mother?
- from Pastor Tim (via You Make Me Laugh)
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Please pray for: Lester, Vicki, Gary, Judy, Jean, Maureen, Gerard.
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