DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 5/23/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today starts Memorial Day weekend in the USA.
On Monday, remember those who gave their lives
so we can be free. There will be no DDC on Mon.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Food
2. Questions
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Food
When my daughter-in-law noticed that her two-year-old
daughter was ignoring her food, she said, "Keri, why
aren't you eating?"
Keri replied, "I can't eat; God told me not to."
Her mother chided: "God wouldn't tell you not to eat
your supper."
Keri looked up at the ceiling, then conceded, "Well,
maybe it was Moses."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Most of us have far more courage than we ever
dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie
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Questions
Little Rodney, 4 years old, walked down the
beach, and as he did, he spied a matronly
woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the
sand. He walked up to her and asked, "Are
you a Christian?"
"Yes," she replied.
"Do you read your Bible every day?"
She nodded her head, "Yes."
"Do you pray often?" the boy asked next, and
again she answered, "Yes."
With that he asked his final question, "Will
you hold my quarter while I go swimming?"
- from Laugh and Lift
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Please pray for: Kitty, Jamna, Darlene, Des, Eileen, Johan, Esther.
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