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I spent a wonderful weekend of camaraderie with my 

Commonsenseww. This was the 1st we’ve been able 

to get together in person in over a year.. 

Doc

Today's Chuckles

1. Fruit Seller   

2. Flight Instructions   

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Fruit Seller 

A office manager was so tired and bored to sit in his house here 

in Delhi during the locked down period.  He wanted to go  for a 

walk but he knew that he will be arrested because he was breaking 

the law. 

 

Then he saw a fruit seller walking on the road selling fruits from his 

push cart. He went to him and said, "Sir, you please come into my 

air-conditioned house and enjoy a cup of hot coffee and watch the 

TV, leave this cart to me. I will take the cart  and go sell around this 

living area and sell the fruits for you.” 

 

The other man said, "my friend, I am an IT engineer living in the next 

block. I asked the fruit seller to sit in my house wearing a mask and 

attend  the conference I had to attend.”

- From PG Vargis

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Resolve to see the world on the sunny side and you have 

almost won the battle at the outset. - Roger L’Estrange 

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Flight Instructions

 

During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, 

I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners being assembled.

 

Before the engines were installed, huge weights were hung from 

the wings to keep the planes balanced. The solid-steel weights 

were bright yellow and marked "14,000 lbs."

 

But what I found particularly interesting was some stenciling I 

discovered on the side of each weight.

 

Imprinted there was the warning: "Remove before flight.” 

 -From Daily Clean. Jokes 

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