Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/26/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It's been a full Memorial Day weekend. My grandson graduated
from high school. 3 grandsons and a son marched in parades.
A niece fell down a cliff injuring her leg and there was a
family death. My nieces are still in the running for a Disney trip
(although they are falling behind due to needing more votes) It's
the video of the 2 year old in a high chair.
http://www.kidsremembercontest.com/base/contesttest12?region_id=us-en&content_id=499&tab_id=4
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Planning Ahead
2. Lost Plane Contact
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Planning Ahead
We had our ten-year-old daughter late in life, long after our
two boys were born. She is the joy of my husband's life, but
he is self-conscious about being an older father. He likes to
jokingly tell people that by the time she graduates from high
school, he'll be in a nursing home.
One day she asked. "Mom, you know how Dad always says he'll
be in a home when I graduate?" I nodded, expecting some sad
question about mortality.
"Can I have the car then?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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A people who values its privileges above its principles
soon loses both... - Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhowe
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Lost Plane Contact
While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in Juneau,
Alaska, I got a call from the Navy in the nearby city of
Adak. They had lost contact with one of their planes and
needed the Coast Guard to send an aircraft to find it.
I asked the man where the Navy aircraft had last been spotted
so we would know where to search.
"I can't tell you," the Navy man said. "That's classified."
- from Clean Laffs
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Please pray for: Linda, Nancy, Jan, Gretchen, Sean, Finn, Gideon, Kerrie.
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