Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/26/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My youngest granddaughter graduated high school tonight.
She’s the ninth grandchild to graduate. How quickly they grow.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Clog
2. Hooky
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Clog
Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to
dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber.
Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which
belonged to my five-year-old son. I painstakingly got all the
toilet parts together again, the tank filled, and I flushed it.
However, it didn't work much better than before!
As I pondered what to do next, my son walked into the bathroom.
I pointed to the purple dinosaur I had just dislodged and told him
that the toilet still wasn't working.
"Did you get the green one, too?" he asked.
- From Laugh & Lift
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When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
- John Ruskin
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Hooky
"Armstrong," the boss said, "I happen to know that the reason you didn’t
come to work yesterday was that you were out playing golf."
"That's a rotten lie!" Armstrong protested. "And I have the fish to prove it!”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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