Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/27/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My grandson was baptized this week-end. My brother-in-law
was the deacon who officiated. I was able to spend time with
all my children, 10 grandchildren and several members of my
extended family.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Jokes Only Engineers Will Understand
2. Serious Advice
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Jokes Only Engineers Will Understand
1. Normal people believe that if it ain't broke,
don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it
doesn't have enough features yet.
2. To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big
as it needs to be.
- from GCFL
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Happiness and personal fulfillment are the natural
consequences of doing the right thing. - Epictetus
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Serious Advice
A young boy gave some serious advice to his little
sister.
He told her, "When you need help from our parents,
on't ever tell them you made a mistake. Instead,
say you want to talk to them about a recent learning
experience. You get into much less trouble that way!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Luetta, Caiden, Bailey, Annie, Terri, Steve, Brent.
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