Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/27/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Tomorrow are calling hours for my son's Mother-in-law.
It is also the last day of the Disney contest.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Oh, the Simple Honesty of a Child...
2. Pebbles
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Oh, the Simple Honesty of a Child...
I attend a small village church in rural PA. On any given Sunday,
we may have six or seven faithful little ones who come with their
parents for the whole church service. Pastor has a white bag which
gets passed from child to child, making sure they get equal turns
to put something in for him to talk about.
Each Sunday, Pastor calls all the little children up to him and he
opens the bag to find a "surprise" on which he bases his children's
sermon.
Last week, the bag went home with a little guy who spends many hours
a week on church related activities. His parents and older brother
are very active and so, in turn, is he. When Pastor opened the bag,
there was a copy of Handel's Messiah which was very appropriate for
Easter Sunday.
Pastor and the children had a lively discussion going on about the
joy and happiness that music brings to the service. As he closed the
little talk, Pastor said, "Yes, music is a wonderful part of our
service. What would church be like if there was none?"
Without skipping a beat, the little boy who had brought the music
said, "About a half an hour!"
Needless to say, everyone exploded into laughter which lasted for
minutes. Finally, Pastor said, "There is no way I can top that so
let's have a little prayer before you return to your seats."
- from Laugh & Lift
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Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
- John Wayne
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Pebbles
At a children's hospital, a little boy about three years old
was brought into the emergency room. He had filled both ears
with tiny pebbles.
After working over an hour to remove the stones, the doctor
asked, "Son, why would you stuff so many pebbles in your
ears?"
"Because," he replied matter-of-factly, "they kept falling
out of my nose.
-from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Steve, Janis, Robert, Verda, Jerry, Ben, Amy, Sandra.
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