Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/27/21
Quote from Forum Archives on May 27, 2021, 10:21 pmPosted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Weather was pleasant so spent more time outdoors.
Had a full day.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Old Analogy
2. Pilot Training
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Old Analogy
Three dogs, one American, one Polish, one Soviet, exchanging views.
“In America, you bark, and they bring meat,” said the American dog.
“What is meat?” asked the Polish dog.
“What is bark?” asked the Soviet dog.
- From The Power of Humor
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That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless,
unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
- William Wordsworth.
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Pilot Training
I was proud and excited on my first day of Air Force pilot training
as I walked toward the instruction facility. From a distance I could
see large letters looming over the entrance:
"Through these doors pass the best pilots in the world.”
My pride was quickly deflated, however, as I reached the threshold
and read the small, scribbled cardboard sign that had been taped
to the glass by a maintenance worker. It said "Please use other door.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Joseph, Dan, Angela, Laura, Patricia, Curt, Rich.
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Have a TERRIFIC day!
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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Weather was pleasant so spent more time outdoors.
Had a full day.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Old Analogy
2. Pilot Training
———————————————
Old Analogy
Three dogs, one American, one Polish, one Soviet, exchanging views.
“In America, you bark, and they bring meat,” said the American dog.
“What is meat?” asked the Polish dog.
“What is bark?” asked the Soviet dog.
- From The Power of Humor
———————————————
That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless,
unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
- William Wordsworth.
———————————————
Pilot Training
I was proud and excited on my first day of Air Force pilot training
as I walked toward the instruction facility. From a distance I could
see large letters looming over the entrance:
"Through these doors pass the best pilots in the world.”
My pride was quickly deflated, however, as I reached the threshold
and read the small, scribbled cardboard sign that had been taped
to the glass by a maintenance worker. It said "Please use other door.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
————
Please pray for: Joseph, Dan, Angela, Laura, Patricia, Curt, Rich.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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