Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/27/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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In the USA, this is Memorial weekend. Let’s remember
those who have given their life.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Describe Me In Five Words
2. Rent
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Describe Me In Five Words
I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words.
She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and
ultimately I'm perfect!
Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of
understanding about apostrophes and spaces.
• From A Joke a Day
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In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures.
For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.
- Khalil Gibran
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Rent
A big, burly man visited his pastor's home and asked to see the minister’s
wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.
"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the
terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father of the family is
dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving.
They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone
pays their rent, which amounts to $400.”
"How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife. "May I ask who you are?”
The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. "I'm the
landlord," he sobbed.
• From Cybersalt
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Please pray for: Joe, Bob, Charlie, Patti, Jim, Greg, Salvador, Uli, Anoop .
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