Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/29/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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This is the end of May. Monday starts June. Plan to go to
Church and have time with family this weekend.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Screen Door
2. Guest Speaker
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Screen Door
Janice, my sister, had been pestering her husband, a carpenter,
for more than a decade to build a screen door for the kitchen.
One day, to her delight, he built and installed one in less
than two hours. It was both practical and pretty.
She glanced towards the front door and wistfully remarked that
one would look good there, as well.
"Are you kidding?" he gasped. "You can't just whip these things
up, you know. It takes ten years to build a door like this."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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To have more than you've got, become more than you are.
- Jim Rohn
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Guest Speaker
When my youngest son was 3 years old, he sat in my lap at
Church. (We had a guest speaker this particular Sunday.)
The guest speaker was in the middle of a very loud sermon
when he bent over the podium and started yelling "God is
eternal," "God is eternal," while banging his fist for
emphasis.
My son looked very serious for a moment and then as young
children do, he exclaimed very loudly, "Momma I didn't know
God was a turtle."
Needless to say, he had 3 rows of pews cracking up in the
middle of the poor speaker's sermon.
- from Tammie A. (via Laugh & Lift)
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Please pray for: Andreana, Boycie, Jessica, Barbara, Jack, Patricia.
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