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           DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

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           Laughter is the Best Medicine!

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My granddaughter had a great time at her prom this past 

weekend. She’s the one who played on the winning lacrosse 

teams against the arch-rival school last week.

Doc

Today's Chuckles

1. Fat Free Fries  

2.  Career  

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Fat Free Fries 

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. 

“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. 

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The 

potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. 

“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.” 

“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!” 

- From A Joke a Day 

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So many of our dreams at first seem impossible. Then 

they seem improbable. And then, when we summon the 

will, they soon become inevitable. - Christopher Reeve 

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Career 

My daughter Dauna, had been teaching her Grade 3 and 4 

students how pioneer families lived. They studied pioneer 

clothes and manners, as well as how they celebrated holidays. 

Dauna decided to prepare a pioneer dinner for her classes, 

with mothers helping to heat and serve the feast. At the end 

of the meal, one boy raised his hand.

 

"Yes, Michael?" Dauna asked.

 

"Oh, Mrs. Meeks! This was the best dinner I've ever had in 

my life! You shouldn't be a teacher; you should be cooking 

in our cafeteria!"

 

- From Daily Clean. Jokes

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