DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 5/30/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLEAlways Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My niece is getting married tomorrow. It will be a time
for most of the extended family to get together.
DocToday's Chuckles
1. Food
2. Quarter------------------------------
Food
When my daughter-in-law noticed that her two-year-old
daughter was ignoring her food, she said, "Keri, why
aren't you eating?"Keri replied, "I can't eat; God told me not to."
Her mother chided: "God wouldn't tell you not to eat
your supper."Keri looked up at the ceiling, then conceded, "Well,
maybe it was Moses."- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Look at everything as though you were seeing it either
for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will
be filled with glory. - Betty Smith------------------------------
Quarter
As church ended, my wife and I strolled over to the
Sunday school classrooms to pick up our 5-year-old
son. As he saw us, his face lit up with a wide grin
and he ran over. Opening his hand for us and other
parents to see, he proudly displayed a shiny quarter.He squealed, "Look what I grabbed out of the offering
plate when it went by and no one even noticed me!"My wife and I both cringed as every adult in the
vicinity howled with laughter.- from Sermon Fodder
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Please pray for: Jane, Shanae, James, Ray, Wanda, Tim, Harriet, Lynda,
Sau.=================
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLEAlways Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
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My niece is getting married tomorrow. It will be a time
for most of the extended family to get together.
DocToday's Chuckles
1. Food
2. Quarter------------------------------
Food
When my daughter-in-law noticed that her two-year-old
daughter was ignoring her food, she said, "Keri, why
aren't you eating?"Keri replied, "I can't eat; God told me not to."
Her mother chided: "God wouldn't tell you not to eat
your supper."Keri looked up at the ceiling, then conceded, "Well,
maybe it was Moses."- from Da Mouse Tracks
------------------------------
Look at everything as though you were seeing it either
for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will
be filled with glory. - Betty Smith------------------------------
Quarter
As church ended, my wife and I strolled over to the
Sunday school classrooms to pick up our 5-year-old
son. As he saw us, his face lit up with a wide grin
and he ran over. Opening his hand for us and other
parents to see, he proudly displayed a shiny quarter.He squealed, "Look what I grabbed out of the offering
plate when it went by and no one even noticed me!"My wife and I both cringed as every adult in the
vicinity howled with laughter.- from Sermon Fodder
--------
Please pray for: Jane, Shanae, James, Ray, Wanda, Tim, Harriet, Lynda,
Sau.=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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