Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/415
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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From Archie. I recommend his uplifting e-mail.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Expectant Fathers
2. AT LAST - Breakthrough in Weight Loss
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Expectant Fathers
A group of expectant fathers sat nervously in the hall.
A nurse beckoned to one of them and said, "Congratulations
-- you have a son!"
Another man dropped his magazine, jumped up, and cried,
"Hey, what's the idea? I got here two hours before he did!"
- From Clean Laffs
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Slight not what is near though aiming at what is far.
- Euripides
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AT LAST - Breakthrough in Weight Loss
I finally figured out why I'm overweight...
It's the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body,
and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is
this warning:
"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."
NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
Well, no more of that for me! I have gotten rid of that
shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap
instead.
Its label clearly reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE
DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone... I'll be in the shower!
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Please pray for: Franklin. Laura, Vicki, Franklin. Laura, Vicki.
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