Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/5/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It is the start of a new week in May. I'm looking
forward to Mother's Day. I will be going to a play
that my granddaughter is in and visiting 2 of my
daughters and 5 of my grandchildren.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Birthday Cake
2. French Horn
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Birthday Cake
Little Johnny's mother was having difficulty gulping
down the birthday cake he had made for her as a surprise.
When she was finished, Little Johnny happily exclaimed,
"I'm so glad you like it, Mommy. There should have been
32 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I
took it out of the oven."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy;
they are the charming gardeners who make our souls
blossom. - Marcel Proust
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French Horn
When a music student brought his French horn to my
shop for repair he complained that the instrument
"felt stuffy" and he couldn'tblow air through it.
It's not unusual to find partial blockages in brass
instruments if small items get lodged in the tubing,
but when I tested the instrument, the horn was
completely blocked. After much probing and prodding,
a small tangerine dropped out of the bell.
"Oh," said the musician when I handed him the fruit.
Seeing the bewildered look on my face, he explained,
"My mom used the horn for a cornucopia in a Thanksgiving
centerpiece."
- from Mark L. M.
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Please pray for: Keith, Carol, Sunder, Sergio, Jean, Alice, Joyce.
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