Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/5/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today is cinco de mayo. It is a commemoration of Mexico's
victory over France when the French invaded to collect
a debt. Mexico's Independence Day is Sept. 16.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Baby's 1st Ride
2. Zoo Highlight
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Baby's 1st Ride
No one is more cautious than a first-time parent.
After our daughter was big enough to ride on the
back of my bicycle, I bought a special carrier with
a seat belt and got her a little helmet.
The day of the first ride I put her in the seat,
double-checked all the equipment, wheeled the bike
to the end of the driveway, carefully looked both
ways and, swinging my leg up over the crossbar,
accidentally kicked her right in the chin.
- from Clean Laffs
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It is not enough to want great things in your life.
It is important to EXPECT that you will get them.
Want shows up in conversation, but expectation shows
up in what you actually do to make those things come
true. Be an active force for good in your own life.
- Les Brown
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Zoo Highlight
The highlight of our zoo trip was a peacock showing
off its plumage.
My four-year-old son was particularly taken with it.
That evening, he couldn't wait to tell his father:
"Dad, guess what! I saw a Christmas tree come out
of a chicken!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Anna Ruth, James, Franklin. Laura, Vicki, Joanne.
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