Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/5/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
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Today's Chuckles
1. Backwards Music
2. Paying for a Bagel
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Backwards Music
A tourist in Vienna is going through a grave yard and all of a sudden
he hears some music. No one is around so he starts looking for the
source. He finally locates the origin and finds that it is coming from a
grave with a headstone that reads "Ludwig von Beethoven 1770-1827.
Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being
played backwards!
Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with
him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed.
This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is
being played backward.
Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar.
When they return with the expert, The Fifty Symphony is playing, again
backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in
reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then
the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread and a crowd has gathered around
the grave They are all listening to the second symphony being played
backward.
Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone
in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.
"Don't you get it?" the caretaker says. "He's decomposing!”
- From Monday Fodder
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Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
- Mason Cooley
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Paying for a Bagel
I went to a deli and said, “I’d like to buy a bagel with
cream cheese.”
The kid behind the counter replied ...
“Sorry, we only take cash or credit cards.”
- From Daily Clean. Jokes
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