Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/6/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change
TV channels.
2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a
"Not Found 404" message?
3. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.
4. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this
evening.
5. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.
6. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an
"Under Construction" sign.
7. "CSI" never slows down when a lot of people tune in.
8. You just can't find those cool infomercials on the Web.
9. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to
cable.
10. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a soda in one hand
and chips in the other.
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If you are patient in one moment of anger you will save a
thousand days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb
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Car Trouble
A friend of mine recently went on a trip and had to stop at
a rest area on the Interstate. She took her keys, left her
purse and cell phone in her car, and went to the restroom.
When she returned, her remote wouldn't unlock the door and
she panicked. "What am I going to do? My cell phone is still
in the car and I can't call Onstar!"
Another traveler nearby overhearing this asked, "Have you
tried the key?"
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