Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/7/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Maybe springnhas finally come.
After a few showers this morning, it is a
sunny day with temperatures in the 70's.
I'm seeing several spring flowers and some
of the trees are starting to bud.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Preliminaries
2. Military Initials
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Preliminaries
In an old Peanuts strip, Peppermint Patty and Violet are
reflecting on being a grandmother. After Patty declares
that she would like to be a grandmother, Violet agrees
and says it would be nice because all they have to do
is "sit and rock".
The girls then decide that the trouble with being a
grandmother is that first you have to be a wife and then
a mother...and Violet sighs, "I know it...it's all those
preliminaries that get me!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Peace begins with a smile. - Blessed Mother Teresa
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Military Initials
When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the
Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in
an administrative office in a Military Intelligence
unit. One day a log came around with a cover sheet
instructing all assigned officers to read it and
initial it as indication of their compliance. I
figured it meant me too, so I read and initialed it.
However, a few days later, it came back addressed
specifically to me. An attached note read:"You are
not permanently assigned to this unit and are thus
not an authorized signee. Please erase your initials
and initial your erasure."
So I did.
- from Pastor Tim
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Please pray for: Jennifer, Norma, Frank, Joyce, Michael, Larry, Annie.
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