Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/7/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The first chuckle was especially amusing to me as I
collect blue butterflies.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Change
2. Appendicitis
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Change
I was looking through my closet for something to wear,
but nothing was calling out to me. So I sought my
three-year-old's opinion. "What do you think I should
change into?" I asked.
He thought awhile before replying, "A butterfly."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much.
– Francis Bacon
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Appendicitis
Hypochondriac: "I have a terrible pain in my left side.
I think it's appendicitis!"
Doctor: "No, that can't be. The appendix is on the right
side."
Hypochondriac: "So THAT'S why it hurts so much! My appendix
is on the wrong side!"
- from Mikey's Funnies
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Please pray for: Jim, Tony, Jack, Colin, Aurelia, Patrick, Peggy.
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