Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/7/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Substitute
2. Sunday School
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Substitute
A young seminary student went home for Christmas break. A
horrible snowstorm stranded the regular minister in another
town. The leaders of the congregation asked the young man
to substitute for the regular minister.
The young preacher started his sermon by explaining the
meaning of a substitute. "If you break a window," he said,
"and then place a piece of plywood over the hole —
that's a substitute."
After the sermon, a well-intentioned woman wished to compliment
the young man. As she enthusiastically shook his hand, she said:
"You were no substitute. You were a real pane!”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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You are rewarded not according to your work or your time but
according to the measure of your love. - St. Catherine of Siena
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Sunday School
A young boy came to Sunday school late. His teacher knew that
he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied that he was going to go fishing, but his dad told
him that he needed to go to church.
The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his dad had
explained to him why it was more important to go to church than
to go fishing, to which the boy replied, "Yes, Dad said he didn't have
enough bait for both of us.”
- From GCFL
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