Doc's Daily Chuckle 5/8/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We celebrate Mother's Day in the USA on Sunday.
I wish all Mothers a happy and blessed day.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Happiness Stand
2. Civilian Clothes
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Happiness Stand
Hailey wants to open up a sort of "lemonade stand" on
our street, except that it will be selling "Happiness"
for 10 cents.
"What do they get for their 10 cents?"
"I get to throw a water balloon at them."
"And that will make them happy?"
"Maybe, maybe not. But it will make *me* happy! And I
get their money, hehe!"
- from Janet Hunt (my niece)
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The true soldier fights not because he hates what is
in front of him, but because he loves what is behind
him. - G. K. Chesterton
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Civilian Clothes
My friend received a package from the Navy containing
the civilian clothes her son was wearing when he left
for boot camp.
Not wanting to open the box, she put it away.
This cracked up her husband, who accused her of being
a sentimental old fool.
"I'm not sentimental," she shot back. "I'm realistic.
His shoes, socks and underwear have been inside that
box for two weeks, and I'm not going to be the one
to open it!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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